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Frostitute

A snowwoman to be sexed.
Man, that frostitute was so cold.
by Peach-O's December 11, 2010
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prosticute

An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.
Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
by ETOWNS May 13, 2006
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Prostitution

Why work so hard to get a girlfriend when I can just get a much better value at 5th and Broadway with prostitution?
by TheEditingMan April 9, 2009
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Prostituties

Prostitutes that are under the age of 18.
You know, I normally wouldn't do this to prostituties, but theirs sumthin about you...
by WaaBaa May 1, 2009
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prostitune

A song that tends to make females disregard everything else and behave like hookers on the dance floor.
Guy 1: Yo, you hear that new Lil' Jon song?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard it a the club the other day and when it came on 6 girls took their tops off.
Guy 1: Yeah, its a fucking prostitune.
by justin excusable June 1, 2010
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Prostatute

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013
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Prostituticrastination

Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to procrastination"; a pop culture form of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). Often develops in high school seniors, similar to (and sometimes synonymous with) "Senioritis".
Filling out that MySpace bulletin survey instead of writing my essay for school was total prostituticrastination.
by Abbwey March 16, 2009
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