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swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.
He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.
by lane3192 September 10, 2014
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Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.
Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.
by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017
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Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019
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pooper night

Any night leading to the act of "Anal" sex with a female. Term usually used toward a girl having a good party night.Saying was made as joke but usually taken literally!Term Created by owner of club Levels in Houston..
ex.Damn girl you look good, pooper night for you!
by jr March 23, 2005
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progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.
Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.
by progervative January 25, 2009
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popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
by crazydudez October 20, 2009
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Prepertoire

Prepertoire - prep·er·toire /ˈprepə(r)ˌtwär/ Noun:
1. The whole body of garments regularly worn by preppies.
2. The interests, hobbies, and items belonging to someone who is unabashedly prep.
3. The stock of skills or types of behavior that a preppy person habitually uses.
Ex. 1: All good preps have a Polo Cable-knit sweater in their prepertoire.

Ex. 2: You played rugby? I had no idea you had such a vast prepertoire.

Ex. 3: Muffy used her daddy's lawyer to get out of that fine. She always pulls that out of her prepertoire.
by ReneLacoste January 7, 2011
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