Potato

1. (n) a starchy tuber vegetable of the solanaceae family of angiosperms

2. (adj) of poor quality, usually pertaining to electronics

1. "I prefer butter on my baked potato."

2. "That's some potato video quality, fam."

by Sources943 December 25, 2019

Potato

A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.

Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables

Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle

by 🕺🏾Yolanda🕺🏾 January 1, 2020

Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”

Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”

by Logan_roub January 10, 2020

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

Potato

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls

"Stop calling me cute" potato

"Stop muting me

by WeaintjokingLa February 17, 2020

Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 2, 2020