Plungered

When a particular individual has ingested more alcoholic beverages than their liver can process, rendering them incapable of any kind of discernible speech and/or the ability to stand by themselves.

"Did you see wee Tam last night?"

"Aye, he was absolutely plungered! We took him home in a wheelbarrow we found and dumped him at his front door"

by Wezzler December 30, 2013

plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context

you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal

by aidel maidel May 11, 2014

Dildo Pounder

One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.

Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

pooch pounder

a sick mother fucker that fucks his bestfriends dog and jacks off with his dad and is the defination of stupid

"do you have any apple jelly" imma be the pooch pounder today

by justin big tits October 26, 2011

Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021

Pounder

A female with an especially ample ass that loves to eat fast food. McDonald's is the favorite restaurant of these females.

Dude, look at the pounder ordering two double quarter pounders.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008