Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

penilpharyngeal adjunct

An airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. Contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. Adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient's (preferably hot co-ed) throat. If gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).

That chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.

by Luke Palmer December 14, 2008

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

by the kdw May 2, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Peni

Plural of penises

There were a lot of Asian peni at the Bodies exhibit

by ktaylor4483 June 10, 2014

Penial

When a girl is straight but refuses to date men because they tend to break her heart. Like "denial".

Jessica hasn't dated a guy in a year because she's been broken up with so many times she's traumatized. She's in penial.

by mmmmmpapi June 2, 2017