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orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.
John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.
by Ryan February 4, 2004
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Orgasm Harvester

A person who performs an orgasm harvest.

Physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple orgasms from a woman because men usually need to rest between orgasms.
One theory behind why a person would be an orgasm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sluts.
One theory explaining why some men in particular would be an orgasm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have sex, he pleasures the hell out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
Jack: You missed one hell of a party. Throughout the night, Jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. She must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
Jim: Wow, talk about your orgasm harvester.

Candy: Lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
Sarah: I disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an orgasm harvester.
Candy: That's hot.
by Thewordmancometh February 12, 2010
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orgasm

n.
1) The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.

2) A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.

intr.v.
To experience an orgasm.
Many women — about one out of three — have trouble reaching orgasm when having sex with a partner. Most women experience orgasm through clitoral stimulation rather than through vaginal penetration. So if a woman is having difficulty reaching orgasm, she may want to try clitoral stimulation during, before, or after vaginal intercourse and oral sex to have an orgasm. Keep in mind, every woman's body responds differently to various kinds of sex play. Each woman has different preferences for the ways in which her clitoris is stimulated.
by illEATurHARTout July 6, 2004
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orgasm

A pleasurable turmoil among Human Beings generally experienced near the culmination of the act of procreating , and/or lacivious activity involving sexual gratification.
It IS that gratification. Also called "Blowing your load", "Shooting the goo" or "Spilling your seed", for men and "The Tingle", "Getting your Ya-Ya's out", and "Religion without skepticism", for females.
Mr. Johnson had a great orgasm as he was blowing his load into Miss Anthrope who, experiencing a moment of religion without skepticism, you could hear her cry to the Heavens.
by "GEE" November 22, 2006
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orgasm

having absolutley no control of your body for a moment, but that moment feels like a lifetime.

not remembering anything when its over except how good it felt during that short moment.
you'll just know when you get an orgasm
by Elllie June 26, 2005
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orgasm

best part of sex =D
lasts longer, the more longer you havent had sex.
"i thrusted my cock in her pussy and it rubbed on her clit abd she had an orgasm"
by PEE WEE YEYAH!! July 26, 2004
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Orgasmic

Adjective. 1. Something or Someone sho causes orgasms in any gender.
2. An action or practise that was sexually exciting.
3. Beautiful
1:
MySpace Loser: Sometimes, I'd like to think that my millions of pictures on MySpace is orgasmic to some hot chick in Japan.
2:
Hot Chick in Japan: The sex last night with that MySpace Loser was Orgasmic!
3:
Museum Curator: Leonardo da Vinci's artwork was simply orgasmic!
by Mister Miser March 22, 2008
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