OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
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Office Diva

A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."
After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.
by circlesofindecision March 03, 2017
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Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019
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The office (us)

A comedy TV series that it’s better than the UK version, was on Netflix but is now on a still widely unknown platform called Peacock
by Hburgear January 04, 2022
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Office barrette

“I need a barrette for my hair.”
“Oh oh, I’ll get a paperclip! It’s an office barrette!”
by ponylover0 November 12, 2017
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Office Skank

A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.
Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?
by WhoCaresYaDipper February 25, 2021
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mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.
by Gncna March 21, 2018
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