JAQ Off

A JAQ Off is a person who will incessantly be "Just Asking Questions" in a very leading way about things they are pretending to be neutral on to pretend to be morally superior to those that give intentionally inflammatory takes or those that are against them.

See Enlightened Centrist

What you you mean by "So BLM is above criticism now?" Quit it you JAQ Off.

by Luk Kharder January 5, 2022

naff off

a kinder way of telling someone to "fuck off", was first used in the book "Kes", but popularised in the british tv series "porridge", a comedy series about a prison and its occupants. Norman Stanley Fletcher used it constantly as a way of getting around tv censorship.

got any snouts fletch?,,, Naff off your erk no I aint!

by kulucriss January 13, 2008

bake off

bake off is like saying fuck off… go away .

like just bake off

jim: that joke did not bang

you : no one asked just bake off lad

by Bazzysmuck January 6, 2022

Off The Goop

When you're doing something dumb, or going crazy

Stranger- *Laughs maniacally with a knife in hand*
Sonny- "Bro you really be off the goop!"
Stranger *Stabs Sonny*
Sonny- "Bro I just got vibe checked..." *dies*

by An Asian Sonny January 15, 2020

trickin off

give someone money or other valuable objects for sexual intercorse

i'm in love with a striper...
trickin off ain't where its at

by k-kizzle February 10, 2007

walk it off

What male A might say to male B when male B has had some type of pain or injury inflicted upon him.

*Male B falls down a flight of stairs and breaks his legs*

Male B: Oh god it hurts so bad!
Male A: Just walk it off man, you'll be okay.
Male B: My fucking legs are broken dude! I can't walk!
Male A: Dude, man up and walk that shit off

by Male A May 27, 2008

Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019