noop

slang word for the huge stash of porn every man has on his computer

dude, you got 300 vids of pron! lend me one bitch

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

nooped

When one takes a nap for either too long or too short of a time and feels weird when they wake up.

" so how was ur nap?"
" bad. i nooped !"
" oooh, that sux."

by S. Zori June 10, 2005

noosed

i suicidal or stupid action......
sumthin lame or mean

'he noosed himself over that cookie incident'
' mum noosed me for being out'
i got noosed for crying while my stepdad violated me'

by Ratz December 30, 2005

noop

Derived from nails and poop. The black stuff that gathers under your nails.

My noop tasted disgusting this morning.

by Moosey Jones December 2, 2007

noobscone

Happens to be a personalized way of calling someone a noob.
Coined by Rivalyn on the WoWscape.net server, REALM: WoWscape.

Moron: Omgz GM pls res me i stuck dead in outland
Rivalyn: LAWL, L2R the goddamned forums, noobscone!
Moron: whut?

by Rivalyn March 11, 2008

noobskills

a)
The newly found skills of a noob in terms of a game or sport

b)
An epic expulsion of joy

c)
A word often screamed by males with extremely large manhood

a)
Greg has major noobskills at Halo.
b)
NOOBSKILLS!!!!!!!!
c)
EPIC NOOBSKILLS!!!!!

by Jeremy and Brian May 25, 2008

Noobseed

He who spawns other noobs. But he himself is also a noob.

"Man, Jim is such a noobseed trying to rickroll me"

by kev1natthedisco January 17, 2009