Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher

Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022

Nonce

A derogatory term for a sex offender

That Peter Brown kid is a right nonce

by Wagwan 619 November 22, 2018

Nonce

Brandon

nonce is brandon

by No Wayyyyy March 28, 2022

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 08, 2023

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 07, 2019

nonce

Zorana radovanović is a a dog raping nonce

that zorana tart is a proper nonce.

by Zorana nonce March 26, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 17, 2020