deep purple

An awesome band, greatest songs are: smoke on the water, black night, strange kind of woman

Deep Purple are way cool, man

by tan October 28, 2003

Purple Llama

A combination of the greatest color that ever existed, Purple, and the greatest animal that ever existed, Llama, forming a godlike creature known as the purple llama.

John: Man, I'm so high.
Bill: Hey, man, I think I just saw a purple llama fly by!

by Hahalcoholic November 15, 2010

Granddaddy Purple

A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)

"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"

"I got grapes yadida?"

by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006

Purple Russian

When you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. You then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent sex with each of them until they pass out from exhaustion. Meanwhile, a middle-aged Mcdonald's manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese's asses and then feeds to them.

Purple Russian

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Purple Smurf

The act of being deep throated by a midget

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her

by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011

Purple Bash

A sexual act that is meant to be incredibly enjoyable. It is also incredibly hard to do because it involves some skill and timing. When the man is about to ejaculate his partner hits his bellend hard enough to close the passage at the end of his penis then he cums. The cum can't get out instantly and a massive pressure is built up inside the penis giving the man an immense pleasure.

Hahaha did you hear about Greg?? He asked that prostitute to give him a purple bash

by bigbigrattata October 30, 2010

purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.

by BATMN every day December 1, 2018