Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

Negatitties

Negatitties is When a girl has very small titties which is a Combination of the words negative and titties.

Omg that girl has fucking negatitties

by Penisboicker February 20, 2020

negativager

A person between the ages of -9 months and 0. They live in tiny fluid-filled houses, but regularly get evicted for delinquent rental payments. Some womblords give only 30-days notice, but a few states require up to 9 months.

Negativagers are people you ageist!

by assymptote April 8, 2022

Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

by Eraw March 9, 2010

After neath

when you try to say after and underneath something at the same time

hey maya why did you put my name after neath joes?

by Singing_Tigers August 17, 2019

real fuckin' neato

A passive-aggressive remark used when someone suggests a really stupid idea that will not fix the problem at hand.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.

Person 1: If they find out about this we're screwed.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.

by kridjiti July 29, 2016

neat

Nice Easy And Tight (acronym)

Man, I got me some last night and it was NEAT!

by StarryDar July 20, 2006