Naturalphobia is a fear of natural remedies and traditional medicine. Naturalphobes often be found giving the finger to alternative remedies and lifestyle choices and are the most common pest known to acupuncturists, yogis, complementary therapists.
Those who have naturalphobia generally have a life expectancy of about 10-15 years shorter of those who are open to natural therapies. Further research needs to be conducted to know whether this is due to their lack of open mindedness, their excessive chemical lifestyles or due to the constant wedgies they receive from people they offend.
Those who have naturalphobia generally have a life expectancy of about 10-15 years shorter of those who are open to natural therapies. Further research needs to be conducted to know whether this is due to their lack of open mindedness, their excessive chemical lifestyles or due to the constant wedgies they receive from people they offend.
Pharmacist “Don’t buy those tissue salts! No matter how many people they have actually helped, they go against the laws of science!”
Lizzie “What we’ve got here, is a good ol’ fashioned case of naturalphobia”
Lizzie “What we’ve got here, is a good ol’ fashioned case of naturalphobia”
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A natural drug. This 'drug' induces a hyper and excited state, similar to the behaviour exhibited when one is high or drunk.
Dude 1: Hey man, are you okay?
Dude 2: Yeah, why?
Dude 1: You're acting kinda high?
Dude 2: Nah, man! Its all narural baby!
Dude 2: Yeah, why?
Dude 1: You're acting kinda high?
Dude 2: Nah, man! Its all narural baby!
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Get the naturals mug.(1) natural look or state. typically used for women that aren't wearing makeup or haven't had any cosmetic surgery.
(2) also used for European or hippie women that don't shave their arm pits or their legs.
(2) also used for European or hippie women that don't shave their arm pits or their legs.
(1) She looked even more beautiful au naturel.
(2) That French chick has hairy legs, she's going au naturel.
(2) That French chick has hairy legs, she's going au naturel.
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Mimi Rogers the actress has a set of delicious large naturals. I would do shit to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal.
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