crackers and mustard 

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

crackers and mustard by shane February 17, 2005

San Antonio Mustard Packet 

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

San Antonio Mustard Packet by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

Muff Mustard 

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

Muff Mustard by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

ketchup and mustard 

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

ketchup and mustard by Nova><Master October 29, 2006

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

Dusty Mustard Pounding 

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.

Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.

Dusty Mustard Pounding by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017

tummy mustard 

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)

Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.

tummy mustard by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018