Mucky Biscuit

a game that involves a group of men that ejaculate on to a biscuit and the last to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

i played mucky biscuit last night with my friends and lost on purpose

by JonnyNasher December 17, 2012

Musk Feet

The smell created from ejaculating on a girls sweaty stinky feet and drying! it's a musky vinager aroma that makes their toes incredibly salty!

My girlfriend let me cum on her feet after her workout and rubbed it in which caused musk feet that led to sniffing them and masterbating!

by Salty white August 30, 2017

Misky

its a name that means your cool. and you kind.

misky said " hey buddy"

by diabetesUCK March 26, 2019

wooly musket

While someone is sleeping, squat over their face with your butt cheeks spread and fart.

That bastard gave me a wooly musket, and I think he sharted a little!

by Its The Sean October 12, 2005

Summer Musk

The ripe, pungent smell of one’s ballsack and grundle region during the hot summer months.

My balls got that summer musk.

I scratched my balls and my fingers smell like summer musk.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Loading the Musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.

After cumming to a picture of Nicholas Cage, Sam was seen loading the musket.

by jdodds January 20, 2015

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014