Mucket

Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.

The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.

by Kirby Muckett February 27, 2011

mucky weekend

a weekend away probably in a hotel with someone and you just spend all weekend having sex and slobbing out

"what u doin this weekend"

"i'm off for a mucky weekend with Sally down road, don't tell her husband"

by Adie1988 July 4, 2009

Mucking Afazing

Mucking Afazing - used in place of Fucking Amazing for the benefit of certain audiences. Instead of being coarse, this substitute is viewed comically and yet still conveys the meaning intended.

I could signh the praises of that wave house rider, it was simply mucking afazing.

by Antchita December 21, 2009

muckfluck

noun
A dumbass, or stupid person. Usually said after a stupid remark.

King Kurry VII: I was at the haircut store when...
Beanerous Brokus I: You mean the barber shop you muckfluck

King Kurry VII: That Open latte was phophylactic
Beanerous Brokus I: You muckfluck the sign says Open Late

by Beanerous Brokus I December 28, 2005

Muckraker

A person who stirs up controversy. Typically by revealing the truth that has been covered up by a person or group.

Michael Moore can be considered the Nation's muckraker with the way he has exposed corporate America to be greedy and corrupt.

by Matty January 9, 2004

mucky cumshot

A huge cumshot that covers a female pornstar's face, and gives the appearance muck on her face. Best known in O.G Mudbone videos.

Fuck that was a mucky cumshot!

by gs1994 May 3, 2009

muckhole

a suburban brisbane slang term used to describe a person's arsehole.

Can I put my penis in your muckhole?

by A.Nono.Mouse August 9, 2004