Morman Stuff

An excuse mormans use to get people out of the room so they can watch porn or some related thing.

Kid-Hey dad whatcha doin?

Dad-What?Oh hey get out of here!

Kid-Why?

Dad-I'm doing stuff

Kid-What kind of stuff?

Dad-Morman Stuff!!!

by Killzark May 11, 2009

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

mormatican

its like the vatican, but for mormons- its located in salt lake city, utah....most ppl refer to it as 'the temple square'

apparenly its shunned upon to wear shorts at the mormatican

by widgeon December 23, 2005

Mormathology

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.

mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

mofman

1. The man with 1000 dicks.
2. A hooded phantom who resides in the Holiday Inn who rapes all. Before striking, he says, "I AM MOFOMAN!" and reveals his face. The victim's head immedietly explodes. Mofoman then rapes their bodies.

???? Bob? AHHHHHHHH "I AM MOFOMAN!"
NOOOOOO a silent explosion.

by hugo January 23, 2005

Mormanistan

The middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate

go back to mormanistan!

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.

You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003