Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Vamp Money

Markese Money Rolle (born April 1, 1991), is an American rapper and producer hailing from Miami, Florida. He is the founder of the American hip hop collective Raider Klan (stylized RVIDXR KLVN). On May 18, 2018, his debut studio album Vamp Money was released. Vamp Money is SpaceGhostPurrp alter ego name.

you getting money at night so you Vamp Money?

by loopdigga... July 6, 2019

Stank Money

Someone with so much money, it's stank.

They used their stank money money dividends to buy their mansion.

by TheRealDecoy89 May 10, 2019

Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.

HOW TO DO GTA V INFINITE MONEY GLITCH

by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018

milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

awkward money

Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.

I borrowed awkward money from my friend, who requested that I pay him back in quarters.

by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012