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Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."
by Mr. Reality July 1, 2009
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moarish

An adjective used to describe particular person or thing - be it a pr0n photo set, a tasty, tasty food or anything else - so good you can't help but demand MOAR!!!
"I've been fapping over this dude's photo set all day, it's pretty damn moarish"
by Pitchfag January 9, 2010
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marijuanna

How people jokingly call marijuana aka cannabis

pronunciation marriage u wanna
"you smokin dat marijuanna?"
by MetallicSquid September 8, 2016
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marija-hell-freaky

the best of the best, the greenest of the greens, its what the crooniez smoke cuz we all phenes
gabe u got any marija-hell-freaky?
by gaberial dottie March 9, 2008
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Marijuana Elitist

One who believes they are better than others simply because he/her uses marijuana. They believe that marijuana is the solution to everything, and tend to look down on those who choose not to use marijuana. Marijuana elitists also believe that marijuana is not a drug, but an herb, obviously not knowing the definition of a drug.
Marijuana elitist: "Marijuana isn't a drug, it's an herb. It's the healing of a nation, and it should be legalized."

Guy: "Cool story bro. Go make me some toast."
by biffwebster June 21, 2011
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Marijuana

An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).
Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."

DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 22, 2008
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marijuana

I'll bite; marijuana is overrated and also it makes your teeth yucky.

Marijuana smokers scream until they're blue in the face that it's never killed anybody, while writing off as coincidence that regular marijuana smokers get lung cancer almost as often as their nicotine-addicted counterparts. Or that marijuana shows up in the blood of those who cause fatal traffic accidents almost as often as alcohol.

The over-all death rate is relatively low precisely because marijuana usage is relatively low, but that will change fast if we put marijuana into corner stores as the senators recommend. The world's biggest tobacco companies have already trademarked brand names like "Acapulco Gold" so if any country ever legalises marijuana, they can move fast to get packs of 20 "Acapulco Golds" into the supermarkets next to the bananas, or to lace existing tobacco brands with subliminal levels of marijuana.

Intresting though, when you mention this to the marijuana user they always try to change the subject "Hey what about alcohol, what about smokes? I WANTS TO GET HIGH BROTHA, LET'S GET RETARDED BRO!!!" I'm not really concerned with what you do but it should be common sense to just say 'no'.
"Marijuana blows goats."
by ih8uplzdie December 9, 2004
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