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mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."
If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.
by Matt April 19, 2006
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minge piece

nice minge piece wouldnt mind slipping her my length
by Davis Holgado March 25, 2004
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Minge Meister General

The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.

a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.

It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
by Minge Meister Minor August 11, 2007
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ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.
I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?
by Skyfall June 29, 2006
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Mineral Wells

A shit hole located in Central North Texas. Full of druggies and alchoholics.
Hey, my drug dealer is from Mineral Wells!
by Ambur yo. October 15, 2008
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coal miner

white guy that only does black girls
by Stan April 12, 2006
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minge ache

When a girl has frigged or been fucked to much and gets an achey minge.
Melly: I was frigging so hard last night i got minge ache and i cant walk properly.
by bubba February 19, 2005
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