marsh my mellow

Much funnier than "harsh my mellow".

"Passive aggressive people marsh my mellow."

by effinfantastic October 4, 2008

Mallon

An Irish bozo that says shit like "Fuck man, my aim is wank!"

Example: Mallon was playing BC2 last night and kept talking about his wank and four leafed clovers.

by Not-NMSS May 19, 2012

mellor

Term used to describe emotional instability that is sometimes expressed in violence.

Stop that mellor behaviour young man!

by Optimus Paul May 24, 2007

harhing my mellow

when a person is fucking with your high

"fuck off, your harshing my mellow"

by Ricky_Slate April 5, 2004

Mallory

Mallory is a descriptive word, to be a Mallory, you would be described as:

- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.

Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"

Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"

Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"

Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"

by Anita<3 November 11, 2010

Party Queens of Cala Millor

When two single, goregous ladies decide to take the coast of Mallorca by storm. They do not choose the corny destinations of Magaluf or the Greek-party islands, but they rather decide to shake things up a bit in Cala Millor. The beautiful beaches and lovely accomodations makes this resort an obvious choice. The party queens are made up of one crazy chick with killer legs and horny eyes, whilst the other girl has a booty that can, and will stop traffic. Together they make up the indestructable team which is the party queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: did you see the look on that old, german woman's face?
person 2: yeah, i think she met the Party Queens of Cala Millor.

person 1: I wanna party tonight, do you know where to go?
person 2: wherever the Party Queens of Cala Millor are

by randomguy10 June 1, 2010

Malloyee

An individual who has gained many unattractive attributes because of working in the mall.

i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.

-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.

-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.

-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.

-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.

Liz: Holy shit did you see that?
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.

Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee

by sulliwully86 January 27, 2009