microsoft edge

Internet Explorer 12, except Microsoft doesn't want you knowing that.

I use Microsoft Edge to download other browsers, just like Internet Explorer.

by Unknown Synonym March 22, 2016

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Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.

Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!

by Holl33 January 19, 2015

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microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

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microwaaaave

Dan Howell's favorite onomatopoeia.

"Microwaaaave" *twirls finger*

by @beforeyoustartyourdeath on ig April 27, 2017

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McRobie

The coolest set of rockers produced, to date. Incredibly gorgeous. Intelligent, witty, fun, and strong with slammin' bodies. Wicked sweet accent's are produced when they get excited or pissed off. These people are rare to come by and are what people call "Trophy Friends."

--Holy Shit! That concert was filled with McRobie's!
--That dude/chick is EXTREMELY lucky to be married to a McRobie.
--This place sucks, I wish we had a McRobie with us.
--All of my friends are gaytards, I need to find a McRobie and hang out with them.

by Two gorgeous mother fuckers October 27, 2011

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