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helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
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pull a meri

to walk up to someone while they're busy and just start kissing them no matter what (usually comes with intoxication)
damn my girl really did pull a meri tonight while i was talking to brandon
by alicex January 23, 2018
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After Tea Merchant

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant
by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021
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Saint Angela Merici

A school located in the bronx where they boys are ugly and dumb asf or decent and even worse. None of the 8th graders even have a clue of where their goin to high school cause they'll js end up as one of the many crackheads you'll see by the narcotics pharmacy not even a block from the school. This school is known for being ass at sports to the point they'll have highschoolers play for them but still cant manage to win a game. The principal shows favoritism to the boys in every aspect. At one point the boys had both a jv and varsity team with new jerseys while the girls could only have one varsity team with players 8-3rd using the boys old jerseys. The principal needs to stop sucking every dick she can find and focus on the fact that every male teacher she employs ends up being a pedophile and sexually harasses little boys and girls. You will pay 4000$ for a shitty education and a lecture on how sex can get you every where in life. Enjoy your limited time at SAMS
"Look at that crackhead tweakin out he prolly went to Saint Angela Merici"
by ifykyyk May 12, 2023
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Penalty merchant

Man United are such penalty merchants
by Jack furey March 2, 2021
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Merh

1."Do you want some ketchup?"
"Merh"

2."Did you fuck a minger?!"
"Merh!"
by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003
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Merchin

A conspicuous growth of facial hair sported beneath the bottom lip. As per the pubic wig known as the merkin; the merchin is a bit of hair covering a twat. At least, covering the chin of a twat.
Whilst pondering his next boring egotistical splurge, Ian studiously stroked his merchin.
by northernboris June 16, 2010
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