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tap-in merchant

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
bruhhhhhhhhhh haaland is a tap-in merchant
by soepicchill July 19, 2023
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mercaptan

The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.
by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015
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Skin Merchant

Eager purveyor of carnal services and/or peddler of animal pelts (e.g., that of the North Aleutian Sea Otter)
Just-Got-Dumped: "It’s just—sometimes I still think about Jen, ya know?"
Loyal friend: "She was a total skin merchant, brah."
by H&Estain February 25, 2011
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Merchant Maureen

A coined term used by anti-Feminist commentator, Marc Rudov, who descirbed "Merchant Maureen" is a synonym of a "gold digger".
"A merchant maureen is when a lady drops her anchor for a man's wallet in her own desires..."
— Marc Rudov, No Harmony Without Equality
by Tsar Diversant April 5, 2017
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selling merch like a god church

Jake paul has a shitty diss track and wrote this whole song in 1 hour. If you sing it, you magically become a bisexual quack daddy that everybody hates, For Example, Timmy Thick.
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Marcy

An Electric, spontaneous, witty woman with a lot of talent. She's a natural actress. She also usually breaks hearts in hopes that hers won't be foolishly broken first. She's young, beautiful and amazing. If you don't know a Marcy, I suggest you start looking now. Marcy's are one of a kind.
Jahari: I'm so lucky to be with a Marcy, she knows exactly how to turn my dark night of the soul bright again. Marcy doesn't view the world as black and white. Her world has color in it. She knows exactly how to leave her mark in other people's lives.
by YouChangePeoplesLives April 11, 2010
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