Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Masturbake

This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..

What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!

by The Plumber Jezza J November 26, 2022

masturbato

tf did u expect

Masturbatoionatae

by rwheroin April 10, 2023

masturbated

fucking yourself

i masturbated yesterday and I came so much

by cummer5000 May 22, 2023

Masturater

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.

Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.

by jocklondon February 21, 2024

masturbater

A person who masturbates

He is a masturbater

by childporn April 22, 2025

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017