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violent masturbation

High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration.
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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids squirting and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration. Well known squirters/violent masturbators pornstars include jada fire, cithera, annie cruz, amile waters, etc.
by 2Dubb, GPhD. November 21, 2013
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masturbation pay

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."
by smendler April 21, 2010
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Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out
Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*
by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018
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Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.
Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"
by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011
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Masterbaiting

Not to be confused with masturbating.
Masterbaiting is just being really good at fishing.
“I masterbaited yesterday.”
“Ew, you don’t need to tell me that!”
“What? I caught lots of fish! That’s Masterbaiting!”
by Have You Seen My Ging’ December 17, 2020
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Masturbation

The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess
by Ripe Cheese June 24, 2008
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nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008
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