Marathon

The attempt to be drunk for 20 consecutive hours.

Let's start drinking at 10 am tomorrow so we can attempt a marathon.

by greg July 3, 2004

Marathon

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict

Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

Dirty Maritza

A cheating ass bitch that needs everyone to dick her down every 5 minutes.

i can’t believe you just pulled a dirty maritza

by ouuuu ahhhh April 28, 2020

irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ

"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."

by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013

MAPTCO SURPRISE

A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco

"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"

by GURINDA PRANESH September 20, 2008

marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.

Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"

by southbronxems August 6, 2007

Marital Unit

The apartment of a gay man and a straight woman.

BHo: Let's go to the marital unit!

by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009