Maidenless

To have zero hoes

He was a maidenless poostain

by Big stinky boy September 7, 2022

maidenless

Olimpiu

Baiatul ăla Olimpiu e maidenless, a zis ca fute peste 3 luni.

by Julliette0 November 9, 2022

Maidu

A fat fucking nigger.

-Damn bro, you have become a real cunt.
-Well i guess im a Maidu.

by Jürgen(literally me) November 24, 2022

Maidu

goofy ass boy

MAidu is not a goat becouse hes an black kid

by tahans November 24, 2022

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018