Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.

"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."

by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012

australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

got cum mustache?

when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.

u got a nice got cum mustache? there.

by beverly sex June 11, 2006

french moustache

derrived from facial
the act of cumming on someone's upper lip

By splooging, Tom gave Cindy a french moustache

by Alex July 31, 2004

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

by TheRappist June 17, 2016

Meatball Moustache

Almost like a tea bag, except when the scrotum is placed on the upper lip making a moustache.

After my friend was the first to pass out we gave him the meatball moustache and and when he found out the next day he was so pissed.

by xuz321 August 14, 2009