Shane Murphy

Doing a 'Shane Murphy'- Being inappropriate and awkward in social situations especially when involving women, working as a member of a team or constructively criticizing.

Shane Murphy phobia- Intense fear of finishing portions of food.

the Shane Murphy subway spesh- 6inch hearty Italian ham and cheese not toasted no salad.

Subway, Meetings, Committees, Council. Shane Murphy.

by Snubbed in Union Council September 2, 2012

Murphys gay law

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.

Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!

by txfarmboy May 10, 2011

Murphy's Law

the law in nature that makes the B's prone to seeing Ken everywhere we go. Ken is everywhere and we always run into him at horrible times. B usually runs away screaming "MURPHYS LAW!!"

-aka- Ken's Law

after a long hard workout, who do we see?? but ken walking to his sweet car

-Murphy's Law

by Bitch December 7, 2004

murphy's law

murphys law has many variations, including, "the reason why a day goes bad: (insert original murphy's law here) and then you hit chem class with people that yell at you for helping because they dont understand other people asked that person for help, and then you leave the class and continue to encounter other ridiculous absurdities, similar to symetrically shaped objects, where one side is specifically labeled -this side up- because sillyness is at work in the word ridiculing all that is sane and good "

Mr.brian bills: chemistry student and day experiencer: who also gallantly feels the need to apologize when he has a bad day

by the all knowing one January 7, 2005

murphy's law

the worst always occurs at the most inopportune time

I got in a car wreck and just like murphy's law said I also lost my job.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

cillian michael murphy

A child that is obsessed with WW2.

Ew, cillian michael murphy. Must be H*tler's son.

by Cillian Michael Murphy March 16, 2022

Joseph Thomas Murphy

Joseph Thomas Murphy is a mega fag who enjoys a quick penis in him on a Friday night. He will fist himself constantly when free and when he’s not, he’s probably getting fisted by someone else. He’s pretty small however what he lacks in height he lacks in his penis as well and makes up for in his toxicity. Penis fart.

Gabe: mega penis salt
Sam paddy: yeah phat Joseph Thomas Murphy

by PenisDiarrhea July 14, 2019