muff cabbage

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.

Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.

by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

Disco Muff

When a girl has such a hairy vagine, you'd swear your taking a trip back in time to the 70's.

The point where you can't see her vagina is a disco muff.

by Mike DesRock December 9, 2008

muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.

Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.

by Steve D . November 12, 2007

muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 24, 2010

muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.

"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"

by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002