dicks in your mouth

The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."

Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.

Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.

by Trevis Smith August 30, 2008

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

mouse

A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.

Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.

by mountain doobies August 7, 2007

dont look a gift horse in the mouth

meaning if something is free dont find the flaws in it.

one way to tell a horses age is by looking at the wear on his teeth , if someone gives you a horse theres a good chance it is old and you wont get much use out of it.

sam got a bike for christmas , but it wasnt the one he asked for .... "dont look a gift horse in the mouth"

by the_colt23 May 12, 2011

Space Mountain

1) A sub word for sex used by Ric Flair.

2) A ride that is in every single Disney theme park.

Tonight, I'm taking you to Space Mountain. WOOOOO!

Space Mountain is good because it is in the dark, has head choppers as well as cool effects.

by M!ch@3l October 9, 2005

mason mount

the cutest, fittest, sweetest, hottest person in this world. he deserves everything he wants and more because he holds a special place in my heart.

“dude that guy is perfection”
“oh yeah, that’s mason mount”

by boy obssesed July 19, 2021

Po'Mouthin

When a persons main topic of conversation is their lack of money on a daily, hourly, minute basis. They constantly insinuate their lack of funding in hopes that the person they are speaking with will offer them some cash. When in public, they pretend to have forgotten their money so that the rest of their party will feel bad and cover their cost

I don't answer the phone when her broke ass calls cuz she's always po'mouthin.

by Katrina aka DaGalridezOn20z December 27, 2007