Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.

Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,

by Permets-tu January 2, 2015

moderate

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

maser

microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.

CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.

by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

Modern Warfare 2

A game unlike any other, some people call it a terrible game others call it a great game, but overall its a game that involves some tactical knowledge and some abilities to predict. This game has is flaws and advantages, one flaw is some of the very linear maps such as Highrise, linear maps are the maps known as "Spawn Killing" maps. Certain weapons are overly powered and which require no skill, such as the UMP45, SCAR-H, TAR-21, Grenade Launcers, and RPG's. While some weapons are underpowered like a weapon called the Vector (Know as the KRISS super V) which in real life shoots .45 caliber bullets with high accuracy and high fire rate, Depending on how the people your are going against it is a great game, but same could go for the other way it just depends on how overly powerful the other team is being. This game also consists of a lot of Hacked accounts, which people abuse to scam(mostly little kids) NO FURTHER DETAILS

Modern Warfare 2 Player: Have you played the very incredible game Modern Warfare 2?

Neighbor: Yeah but i couldn't find a good game ever so i just quit it and decided to leave cruel remarks.

by Cuddle bot187 June 29, 2010

Modern Warfag

Somebody who plays Modern Warfare 2 too much

Guy 1: Hey let's see if Steve can go to the movies with us

Guy 2: No man he's on a Modern Warfare 2 binge. He hasn't left his basement for three days!

Guy 1: What a Modern Warfag.

by Undead x4x rent February 20, 2011

Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.

I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

modern warfare 2 shirt

by Mr. McMagicMuffins May 26, 2010