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metro sexual

A totally hip guy sensitive to women's feelings, dress, (not even afraid to say "what a cute little purse" to her), decor, and spirituality. This man is tuned into the very core, nerve, and verve of women, noticing every detail about them, (but never in front of his woman) and loving it. He is a meticulous, fashion-conscience, fabulous dresser, and decorator himself, who appreciates all the femininity coming from every pore of womankind. He would never think of making love to a man, and knows exactly how to please a woman affectionately, sensually, verbally, and sexually! Ah my metro sexual man I love you!
A very with it man oh so sensitive to a woman's feminity, dress, and decor (as well as his own cool dress and decor)who is not gay.
by mar mouse March 29, 2004
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netrosexual

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
by jsavage December 13, 2003
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metro sexual

pussified or feminized male that is now brainwashed. He has the fashinon sense and vanity of a gay man or a woman.
Women have created this type of male after years of whining that "men aren't sensitve enough and can relate to us".

Metrosexuals, likely to be gay, are seen crying with women at chick flicks, shopping at all high end fashion shops and are extremely vain. Contrary to liberal folklore, they are not open minded and sensitive, but shallow towards other men or women who are not trendy or fashionable like them.
Jake likes his hair frosted, spends 4 hours 6 days a week at the gym working on his body, irons his underwear so
Jake must be a vain metro sexual.
by Edwardo Vega July 29, 2006
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metro sexual

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's" biggest fan.. dresses in tight pants, colored shirts, and designer shoes. Checks out guys for style ideas, and girls for their asses.
"that guy has really great shoes on. Dude, check out the J-Lo ass on that chic!
by aRosyKindofLife February 6, 2004
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Metro Sexual

A straight male who appears to be gay by the way he acts and/or dresses.
A guy that dresses in gay clothes every day is metro sexual since he only does this because he thinks he dresses good,aka Tyler Holler
by MikeyB809 September 30, 2007
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Mudrosexual

(noun)

a nation; a community; a body of persons held together by belief in common origin. Different back grounds, one passion, Mud.
Essentially normal males and females (mudrosexuals) who get a kick out of physical and mental thrills driving into big puddles, bogs, and extreme hill climbs.

Based on the four wheel drivers from New Zealand 4x4 Motorsport.
by NZ4x4Action August 18, 2009
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retrosexual

Who says it has to be the opposite of metrosexual? A retrosexual is (in the female case) that woman who eschews the sexual-revolution plank of feminism in favor of more-traditional values. Perhaps even 1950s values (this is not to say she goes as far as the cone-bra). A little burlesque, a little Betty Crocker, the retrosexual woman has new-fangled spunk and old-fashioned values: she does for abstinence and monogamy what Slang Flashcards do for Dover illustrations. She may be, well, Sexless in the City, but only 'cause she chooses to be.
At my cocktail hour the other evening, we were discussing just how "retro" I am — that I have at some times sought to attract men by baking them cookies or knitting them slippers. "You're so RETRO!" someone cried. "Oh no," I replied. "I'm retrosexual."
by Anna Broadway October 25, 2004
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