Swedish Logic

Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others

Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle

by usakakan January 25, 2011

Anti-logic

In short, the opposite of logic.

It is the fundamental difference between men and women that makes understanding one another impossible. Men are born with logic, women are born with anti-logic; these are immutable and unchangeable differences. A man can not be born with anti-logic, nor can he acquire it at anytime in his life. A woman can not be born with logic, nor can she ever hope to acquire it at anytime in her life.

It is not possible for any individual to comprehend someone of the opposite logic. Many have tried and some devote their lives and professions to this impossible notion; they become very bitter and unhappy people.

Like matter and anti-matter, logic and anti-logic are contrary to the other. If the two were to merge into one, a black hole will form and destroy life on Earth. Luckily, like matter and anti-matter, logic overwhelmingly dominates anti-logic(99% to 1%), this is why humans have become as civilized as we have, else we wouldn't have made it past the first stage of our sentient evolution.

Often people are confronted with a member of the opposite logic and an argument ensues, inevitably ending the same way it started, in disagreement. But now you know why, so next time, it is the responsibility of the man to stop the woman from talking and explain to her that she is using anti-logic, a form of logic that has no merit in an argument. She won't understand of course but that is to be expected.

For an example of how logic and anti-logic is manifested between a man and a woman, you need not look any further than the first man and woman on Earth, Adam and Eve.

God gave them everything anyone could ever want; perfection. However there was an apple tree that God emphasized to Adam and Eve not to eat from, for it will surely screw everything up. Adam, (a person of logic), understands God perfectly ("Don't eat bad apple from tree = Good"..."Eat bad apple from tree = Bad") Eve however, (a person of anti-logic) had her own interpretation ("Don't eat bad apple from tree = Bad"..."Eat bad apple from tree = Good")

So Eve joyously skipped and sang her way to the tree, plucked and apple, and took a bite. And that's where man began to need many other new words such as: anger, stress, resent, depression, hopelessness, and many many more.

REMEMBER - It is futile for any man to understand a woman, and futile for any woman to make sense.

by Aaron1204 June 21, 2010

logics

1: A term used when someone agrees with or points out the simplicity of something even though it may or may not make sense.

2: Something you add to make the crap u just spewed sound more believable.

"Dude did u buy your frigging degree, everyone knows that people come from monkeys, its logics"

"I don't know what that guy on cnn just said but it sounds fancy, it must be logics."

Guy1: Dude never answer the phone on the first ring.
Guy2: Why?
Guy3 Cause its logics, ya tard.
Guy2: You make a convincing point

by coolism101 April 19, 2010

Scouse Logic

The term "Scouse Logic" is applied to anything unsavoury or scummy suggested or perpetrated by somebody else. It comes from the idea that Scousers are, in general, the least human of all UK residents and behave like coke fuelled Nazi's at the best of times. Not all people from Liverpool are Scousers, but the ones that are should be easy to spot. The children eat nothing but pie and crisps, whilst their fathers regularly eat pavement and swallow their own teeth after picking yet another senseless fight. Nobody knows much about the mothers, you can rarely find them.

"We should drag that wrestler to the floor and give him a kicking."

"Seriously? You're seriously suggesting that we......ah, mate, that's Scouse Logic!!"

by MagickDio March 6, 2010

logis

1. An unforgivable, albeit hilarious, misspelling of the word logic.

2. Also a pretty good name for a domestic cat.

1.
nubcake: your logic > my logis
nubcake: LOGIC
nubcake: DAMMIT
nubcake: FUCKING AKJSDH3940RUD CAN'T SPELL
leetguy: wtf is logis
leetguy: HAHAHAHA
nubcake: stfu
nubcake: -___-

2.
"Here, Logis! Here kitty kitty!"

by Rockman875 August 16, 2008

Logi

A freakazoid. But someone you love.
They come from a breed of flying squirrels.

Bob: Yo that girl Logi is such dope
Bill: No way yo, she's such a squirrely freakazoid!

by Poo.face January 6, 2009

Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010