Attack Of The Flying Lizards

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

by JohnBitch April 25, 2009

lizard

to be done to a very high standard, or to get a brilliant result from doing a task or job.

you pulled that one off a beauty man, that wuz lizard..!!
as the ball came to him he jumped in the air and cuaght it in spectacular style, turned a shouted.. "WOOOOOOOO, LIZAAAARD..!!"

by ginga chin..! December 09, 2007

lot lizard

Girls or guys that goto a carnival to have sex with the workers!

Let's goto the carnival and pick up some carnies

by Destiny June 18, 2004

Drain my lizard

Taking a piss

Guy: Hold up guys, I gotta drain my lizard

by laserman413 October 01, 2017

Lizard King

Pro skateboarder for Deathwish Skateboards. Real name Mike Plumb.

"Fuck it yo, fuck it.. for Satan yo!" - Lizard King

by The Lizard King! June 01, 2019

lounge lizard

An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture.

That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019