laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Laser Dyke

When you are rapidly attacked, or rapidly attack, without warning, either physically or verbally.

I was out playing golf when I almost got laser dyked by my brothers airborne golf club

by BigDiesel69 April 29, 2022

Laserboy

A type of boy who is interested in sci-fi and is bad at video games. Typically canadian.

Look at Aiden over there, probably a laserboy.

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010

tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.

Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.

by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

dirty lantern

when you open another persons asshole and insert a lit candle

that's not a scented candle. i use that for a dirty lantern

by alduintheonewhocollectsring March 5, 2016