laser minigun

sci-fi weapon of mass destruction. cannot be countered. your only chance of surviving an encounter with someone that wields a laser minigun is to run and hide in the hopes that they wont notice you.

guy 1: bro ur so trash

guy 2: *pulls out laser minigun*

guy 1: BRO ITS JUST A JOKE ITS ONLY A JO- *Gets fried*

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021

lakner

Generally a bad gamer

ie. We would have won but we had a lakner on the team

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Lasterday

The day before yesterday

When did it happen? Lasterday.

by Swayde May 20, 2021

Lasterday

Talking about past tense really meaning yesterday.

What happened lasterday?

by Saymynameb July 5, 2021

Laser caution

Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?

P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution

by Beltbucklebystander July 15, 2021

lasseration

An incision either occurring on or caused by a female human.

Anytime I go returnables-collecting wif a cute chick, I always take it upon myself to do any crawling back into briars or other "dangerous to one's skin" areas to retrieve discarded empties, so as to avoid her delicate complexion's getting any lasserations.

by QuacksO August 4, 2021

Lasterday

Sometime between 24 and 72 hrs ago, but you really don’t want to be pinned down to a specific time.

“I am almost positive you told me to pick you up at the airport lasterday, not today.”

by JoeNeb August 8, 2021