landoawd

Friends with Tom ( See: Aw4g63)

Tom's buddy Lando got John Blazed after work and drank a rack of Coorslights. Tom said it was enough Coors lights to kill a rhino.

by Coolest guy ever April 20, 2005

landmine

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

by choover October 18, 2008

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016

Landmines

When a friend takes you with him to see a girl or girls he has never met and they are ugly af.

Suttie you just led us into a field of landmines. -___-

by evilaznlayos April 1, 2011

Landon

Stupid, pink toes, inbred looking, cracker jack, mother fucker, sister fister
He likes to bang his cousins

"Landon is an inbred retard"

by ilikehotboys69 January 23, 2018

Lando

Abbreviation of Land O' Lakes High School. Known for they're kick ass football team.

"Dude, are you going to the football at Lando?"
"Hell yeah! Those Gators are kick ass!"

by Sam Slam the Back Door Man April 12, 2010

Landon

Is a guy who can't go 5 secs without looking at a girls ass

He is a jerk

He loves drama

Have you heard about Landon
No

He is so hot

He likes drama

nevermind

by Ace Hardin February 19, 2019