Candy licker

Slang term for a male who performs oral sex on females

My big brother is a candy licker.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by Urban Dictionary April 16, 2003

Lakers

One of sports' best and classiest organizations. The Lakers win championships like nobody's business. The team's leader, Kobe Bryant, is simply the league's best player. None of the Lakers fight with fans, wear massive bling or do rags, or speak out in the media and make fools of themselves like most other teams. Actually a humble group of players who deliver for their fans.

"Kobe put up 38 points in the second half for the Lakers yesterday."
"Shaq who?"

by 7620 December 3, 2005

Laker fan

Not necessarily a fan, but more or less a poser and dicksucker of one of two teams in LA. Often possessing a very bleak understanding of the NBA and the game of basketball itself. Typically Hispanic and/or preteen. See kobetard for additional details.

Laker fan: OMg KObees dabest homes!!! He put in ball in basket 50 times! NVP NVP NVP!!!

True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.

Laker fan:5 rings!!!!

by blazernation23 January 14, 2013

Shit licker

A person who licks shit

Kyle get off my ass you shit licker.

by Travis May 31, 2004

Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.

Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!

by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009

Twat-licker

A particularly vulgar and derisive name for a lesbian, commonly used by homophobic punks and rednecks. See also carpet muncher, lesbo, and lezzie.

She's just a fucking twat-licker.

by One White Tiger September 13, 2005