by Lightning the dutchie June 08, 2021
a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
by Lightningiscyan July 02, 2023
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 27, 2021
todays rain has shik lightning
by omg man steezy September 21, 2020
When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
by BigDickSamantha#2 December 07, 2016
1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 03, 2021
When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.
by Blind Angel April 04, 2012