bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

by Nellenick January 16, 2011

fluce jacket

a jacket/sweater that attracts and pulls in the female species.

Guy1: "look at stephen sporting that nasty fluce jacket "

Guy2: "Yeah i know he must pull major ass"

by Mr. Fluce December 19, 2012

Naff Jacket

Stands for Nazism-and-Fun-Frolics. It is a wigga-nazi jacket. A naff is also a name for a twat that thinks hes in the 90's, with his spliffy jeans.

Look at the dick ed with his naff jacket on and his spliffy jeans what a cunt! oh its Alex Jackson!!

by rob18216 November 5, 2007

putting on the jacket

A phrase of Ned Kelly origin, that refers to police officers. The police of the times were characterised by thier jackets, which are notably absent from the uniform of today. Kelly was notoriously a hater of the police. Putting on the jacket refers to enroling at a police station.

By putting on the jacket, one signs themselves up for hatred from the criminals of the world.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!

i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...

by Lickable February 14, 2004

jacket faggot

1. a post-pubescent guy who looks prepubescent, whom wears an obscure or expensive jacket with the collar popped. A true jacket faggot refuses to pay attention to anything or anyone around him, because he knows if people think he is paying attention, they might not look at him.

2. a young male with no personality or fashion sense who invested in a nifty jacket.

I wish this place served beer then I wouldn't have to look at all of these jacket faggots.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010

hug-me jacket

Another way of saying Straight jacket.

"19:30 * Ubi|work_ sneaks up behind homie with a hug me jacket.
19:30 <homie> augh!@
19:31 <homie> so let me make sure i have this right, im wearing a hugme jacket now?
19:31 * Ubi|work_ nods

by Ubiquitous January 5, 2004