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noose jockey

"I love malt liquor"
"You would, you noose jockey"
by Uncle Sambo November 15, 2012
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Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 2, 2013
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swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006
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computer jockey

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.
...and tonight we have a special guest for you. Computer Jockey Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!
by CJ DJ June 22, 2006
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Dick Jockey

a female who likes to ride a dick.
Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.
by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009
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cock Jockey

A girl or fag who loves riding dick like a fat kid loves cake. Usually used as an insult between guys.
"I heard jared singing 'rocketman'! I told you he was a total cock jockey."
by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009
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