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jon's awesomeness

the awesomeness that is jon that was only made possible by leny.
Jon's awesomeness was brought to you by his sweet friend leny.
Jon's awesomeness is leny's doing.
by lenybenyw January 11, 2008
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Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.
1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.
Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that
by The Almanac January 3, 2017
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Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.
"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."
by cee___jay October 20, 2016
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Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.
Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.
by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015
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eric's Jon

Another word for erection, comes from the norwegian word ereksjon.
Sofie: Check our 'Eric's Jon'.
Andrea: Dude, so deep.
by vesener December 11, 2015
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dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend
bro you're such a dirty jon
by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021
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