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jobscotching

marked by changing jobs usually in just a matter of a few months as a personal choice rather than necessarily being fired or laid-off; seeking to gain as much work experience as possible through many employment opportunities over short periods of time
Many millennials want to gain as much work experience as possible right out of high school or college and often resort to going from job to job or jobscotching to achieve this.
by JJam in MT May 3, 2021
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Jobe Jobe

Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.

Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.

Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
"I'm an atheist, what are you?"

"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
by JobeJobe4eva May 12, 2021
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joeseppi

A wanna be someone who follows everyone else. And tries to steal your saying.
He’s a joeseppi
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Jodesian

(formed on the stem “Jodes-,” a character name on the HBO series “Sharp Objects,” which was based on Gillian Flynn’s novel of the same title)
1. LGBTQ-friendly descriptive term for persons whose actions are motivated by same-sex desire that they can’t openly acknowledge;
1a. Sometimes used more generally to refer to same-sex triangulated relationships in general.
2. Less frequently, the term is applied to characters who function as a secret object of desire or as the hidden emotional touchstone in a narrative (short story, novel, film).
1. I was reading an article that claims that Jane Austen’s beloved character Emma is completely Jodesian, even though she ends up married to a guy,

1a. Has there ever been a more Jodesian scenario than the Alexandra-Ellen-Portia relationship?
2. OMG, when Jane Eyre describes her relationship with Helen at their horrible boarding school, it's so Jodesian!
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Jobet

Jobet is a legend that waits to be discovered. A creative and innovative person. He is extremely intelligent, caring, and outgoing person that loves the company of his friends and colleagues but he values alone time for self reflection and realization. Jobet's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Jobet's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. People with this name is talented either in singing, dancing, academics or both. If you happen to know a person with this name, treasure him because he deserves the love of the world.
Jobet is a great singer.
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Jobelie

Jobelie is the name for the one who is meant to be for someone named Reymart.
I Love You so much Jobelie

-Reymart
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Jobless_Bum

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The best Twitch channel to spend your BumBucks on is Jobless_Bum
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