Baby Bang Jar 

while in the presence of a woman giving birth wait until the baby is conceived take the after birth (amniotic sac) place it in an old mason jar used in moonshine running, after letting the jar bake in the sun for 3 hours and 47 minutes take it into the bathroom and begin to make love to it calling out a number or girls names preferably the mother of the newborn

i was in a elevator and a chick started giving birth and i got a full baby bang jar and i made love all night

Baby Bang Jar by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009

cookie jar 

a womans purse that you are going to take money from

"oh man you gunna rob your mums cookie jar 2day"

cookie jar by r!chard October 31, 2007

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

Jizz Jar by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011

Jizm Jar

A person or object intended for the sole purpose of holding extraneous amounts of jizm/cum.

Guy 1: Dude...what's up with that girl you been banging?

Guy 2: She's just my jizm jar, bro. Bang her, dump it, and go!

Jizm Jar by Khem Val January 2, 2012

tard jar 

One who enjoys a nice salted rim and is a tard.. aka Stacy

Man I can believe that tard jar Stacy likes those salted rims..

tard jar by ArmChairEmperor March 17, 2004

Jam Jar 

The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.

Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"

Jam Jar by ChopperRead June 3, 2011

on jar

on jar is basically on jah but the juice wrld version because juice is a god wtf why am i even explaining this

imma fuck my teacher on jar

on jar by zoombaxd January 1, 2020