Kool-aid Jammer

The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.

"I gave this chick a kool-aid jammer last night"

by th3 j3w October 15, 2008

Kool-Aid Jammer

A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.

Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?

Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!

by ferociousboobear June 12, 2009

puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!

by Bellboy April 29, 2007

jammer

one who takes part in a jazz session; jazzman.

He is a famous jammer.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

Jamber

a fishy, with his eyes too far apart, but he's alright.

korey is such a jamber.

by ThePersonDanyLovesSoMuch September 22, 2016

cock jammer

someone who is named Jewism and like to jam the cock in tight areas where it's not supposed to go.

Hey Brandon quit being a cock jammer, and pull your pants up.

by drock August 10, 2004