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jock jam

An upbeat 90's track that is often played at sports games or boxing/wrestling matches. Not a big pop hit, and usually a one-hit wonder.
Examples of jock jams include: "Are You Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited; "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men; "Move This" by Technotronic; "Come And Ride The Train" by the Quad City DJ's.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
mugGet the jock jammug.

closet jams

songs you f*ckin' rock out to ONLY when your by yourself because admitting that you listen to them to your friends would make you lose MAJOR cool points and that would be MAYJAH!!!
Example songs & artists:
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!
by A. (f-bomb).P April 27, 2010
mugGet the closet jamsmug.

clam jam

The female version of the cock-block. Also known as box blocked
That coochie ran a clam jam on me
by MisoBored December 23, 2011
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cunnyquat jam

slightly acidic tasting remnants of last nights sex session gathered in the butt cheeks
I went down on Jemma this morning..man it was hard work...I got a mouthful of cunnyquat jam when I went to tease her freckle
by JamesArthur October 1, 2007
mugGet the cunnyquat jammug.

spinal jam

a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.
i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it

my back is killing after spinal jamming last night

im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!
by matt crighton April 7, 2008
mugGet the spinal jammug.

Pearl Jam

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it
I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam
by Saxxon September 27, 2005
mugGet the Pearl Jammug.

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