Jon Toogood

The frontman for the kickarse Kiwi band Shihad. Skinny as hell yet somehow extremely gorgeous as well. We don't mind it when he takes off his shirt.

Jon Toogood is just too good!

by some auckie girl from down under December 14, 2008

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 3, 2017

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

eric's Jon

Another word for erection, comes from the norwegian word ereksjon.

Sofie: Check our 'Eric's Jon'.
Andrea: Dude, so deep.

by vesener December 11, 2015