Italian wakeup call

The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".

He gave his girlfriend an Italian wakeup call, hoping to rouse her after a restful sleep.

by Atldmb June 24, 2013

Italian Stallion

Alessandro Cortini... Enough said. He is the epitome of an Italian Stallion, and also the keyboardist of Nine Inch Nails... Front man of Modwheelmood. Sexy beast.

The fact that 99.9% of the human population misspell his name just adds to the simple truth that Alessandro is an Italian Stallion.

by Trouble!!1one!1! June 11, 2006

Italian man

A man... from Italy.

P1: Look, it's the Italian man again. He must really like pasta.
P2: Last week he drove here and I s2g the road had skid marks on it.

by sighkick June 28, 2018

Italian-American challenge

This is a challenge for all the Italians or Italian-looking people out there. Basically you have to score a threesome with an Italian girl (from Italy) and an American girl. The kicker is that you have to convince the American girl that you're Italian while convincing the Italian girl that you're American. Extra points if you get 'em both indabutt. The best strategy is to speak bad Italian and broken English and make sure the American girl doesn't know Italian and the Italian girl doesn't know much English. This is a tough one...any guy who pulls it off is generally awarded pimp of the year automatically.

Mac: "Hey Guido, I heard you were trying to pull off the Italian-American challenge last night. Did it work?"
Guido: "No."
Mac: "Ooooh, looks like you got denied on the pimp of the year award again."

by Nick D May 7, 2004

italian lip wax

the act of cleaning your dick off of semen on the upper lip of man/woman/animal/yourself(if necessary)

I gave myself a great italian lip wax.

by PJCS2 November 28, 2009

Italian supreme

When you have sex on top of a pizza.

"dude i did a italian supreme last night."

by dodgers55 September 9, 2011

Italian ice

While having sex in the snow an Italian guy (accidentally or intentionally) pulls out his penis and rolls it around in the snow to resemble Italian ice, immediately following this he re-inserts his penis.

I was having sex with that bitch Sarah out on the slopes yesterday and my cock slipped out so I gave her an Italian ice.

by Italian Al December 19, 2005